If you saw the title of this and your immediate reaction was
to groan, you’ve played the game. You
didn’t groan because it sucked, though.
You groaned because it’s hard.
Very hard. What makes it so
difficult? Atari Classics Evolved teases.
That’s right. Teases. Like the girl who wants to do everything but that.
You start out with a few old Atari games (like Centipede, Pong and Missile Command) in both their original
state and a new “evolved” state (3D, better graphics, etc.), but if you want to
get the fifty-plus Atari 2600 games available for play and dangled in front of
your pleading eyes, well, you gotta work for it.
The “work” in this case is unlocking a few achievements in
every one of the core games. There are
11 core games, each with four awards. If
you are too lazy to do the math, that’s 44 awards. Easy, right?
Hell no! Yeah, some are obtained
with relative ease, but there are others that will have you pulling out your
hair trying to obtain them. At some
point you have a brainstorm, and then everything changes.
For me, this brainstorm was about a week into playing the
game. I was trying to unlock something
in Super Breakout when it occurred to
me: Why am I so hell-bent on unlocking old Atari games to play on a PSP? What the hell was I thinking? Would Adventure
or Combat really be worth it? Of course not, but I kept playing anyway, and
that’s the beauty of this game. These
are simple, quick games with plenty of replay value, but the idea of getting
more games that are actually worse is somehow enough to keep you playing. It’s the equivalent to getting gold on all
the license tests in Gran Turismo in
order to win a Chevette to run in the races.
If you look at some of the poorly written reviews on Amazon
for the game, you’ll find a lot of people pissed that they have to work to
unlock the games (or can’t find cheat codes readily available). These people obviously don’t get it. It’s called a “challenge,” and challenges are
supposed to be “hard.” I know these are
words lacking from far too many people’s vocabulary, but there we have it. This game is a challenge, period. If you don’t think the reward is worth it,
don’t play it … or don’t play it for the reward.
As for me, I have yet to unlock the damn games, but I’m
still trying…
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